welcome 2 my impromptu dating profile ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ

wow so you ~*clicked here*~ if you're reading this you are single n ready to mingle! my name is s and i like long walks on the internet and diet coke. maybe our childhood trauma will fit together in a cool way and not in a pathological way. are you a filthy transsexual? do you also have to "quit smoking" every five years? do you wanna split a propanolol prescription? come find me!

maybe i'll type more later, i'm tired of thinking about dating for now lol.